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Cats and toast

Journal Entry: Thu Feb 24, 2005, 2:42 PM
cats are weird, they always land on their feet. Yet so is toast, for it always lands butter side down. Now what happens if you strap the two together might I ask? Well I shall tell you, and hope that all of you may try this experiment, in hopes to create a whole new phenomina...

Buy Duck Tape: 50 cents
Buy a cat :$30
Make toast with butter on it: electricity bill
Duck tape Toast, butter side up onto the back of the cat: Recieve many scratches, and possibly a trip to the hospital.
Drop cat with toast on back from the Empire State Building: Pray not to be arrested.
Walk back down, and examine the cat.

At the end of this crazy experiment, we have discovered that the tape falls apart during its 125 mph plummet back to earth, and the toast, falls butter side first, and the cat, lands on its feet.
Thus always remember, cats are very violent, and no matter what, the buttered toast will always land butter side down...

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~yokaiofwater:iconyokaiofwater: Sep 27, 2006, 5:51:01 AM Mood: Wow!
my site is very boring...
~ledastudios:iconledastudios: Jan 8, 2006, 12:22:17 PM
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